Cool stuff and Why Not

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

“Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.”
“Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”

“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

“Has there been any insanity in your family?”
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

“My wife doesn’t know what she wants.”
” You’re lucky. My wife does.”

We have a quiet home life. I don’t speak to her and she doesn’t speak to me.

“What do use for washing dishes?”
“Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. “

“Why don’t you give your husband a divorce?”
“What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?”

“Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?”
“I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in four months.”