Cool stuff and Why Not

He didn’t like the curry
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t prepare the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

Isn’t there anything I could do
To match his mother’s shoe
Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight…
Like his mother used to!

Muze Takat Di jinda rehna ki
Muze hoansla diya chalte jane ka
mai sochta hoon kuda muz per kyon itna mehrbaan hai
ya shayad aage isse bhi bada registan hai

behisab waqt hai jinke pass
wo dua bhi mangte be hisab hain
apne pass to wahi kaba wohi kuraan hai
ya shayad aage ………… ……… ……

Ta umr gujar denge yu hi ladte ladte
hum wo sipahi hai jinke pass na tir hai na kaman hai
ya shayad aage…….. ……… ……… …….

Appne khoon ko rang-e-hina banane ka hunar jo jante hain
wohi to insaan hai
ya shayad aage…….. ……… ……… …….

maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,
eh khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede,
meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi…

baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.
gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.
aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,
bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.

HAR RAAT KE CHAND PE HAI NOOR AAPSE
HAR SUBHA KI OS KO GUROOR AAPSE.
HUM KAHE TO KAISE KAHE
AYE JAAN HUM MAR JAYENGE REHKAR DOOR AAPSE

BADI MUDDAT SE CHAHA HAI TUJHE
BADI DUAON SE PAYA HAI TUJHE.
TUJHE BHULANE KI SOCHU BHI TO KAISE
KISMAT KI LAKIRON SE CHURAYA HAI TUJHE.

HUM TERE DIL MEIN RAHENGE EK YAAD BANKAR
TERE LAB PAR KHILENGE EK MUSKAAN BANKAR.
KABHI APNE SE JUDA MAT SAMJHNA
HUM TERE SAATH CHALENGE AASMAN BANKAR.

Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeetkar khush hue to kya,
Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.

SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE
APNO KO BHULA KAR CHALE GAYE
KIS BHOOL KI SAZA DI AAPNE HAME,
PEHLE HASAYA, FIR RULA KAR CHALE GAYE

FRIENDS R LIKE SHOES,
SOME LOOSE N SOME TIGHT N SOME FIT
THEY HELP U AS THEY WALK THRU LIFE
THANX FOR BEING OF MY SIZE

dosti hai naam sukh-dukh nibhane ka,
dosti raaz sada muskurane ka,
yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.

Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho
Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho
Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain…
Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho….

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaye nahi jaate.
Kuch paas rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door rehklar bhi bulaye nahi jaate.

Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
Kisi gair ne yeh khabar phaelayi hogi.
Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein,
Itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi…

hum vo hain jo…
jete hain aur jeene bhi dete hain
isiliye hum kehte hain, humse panga nahin lene ka…

humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,
par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.
dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,
par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla…

Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,
aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.
zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote…

Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
tu hee bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu.
hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
magar kismat woh din na laaye to kya karu.

KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI,
KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI.
KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI
UDHAR KANJOOSI SE, AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI.

ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
ab tum hee bataoo…
kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho

har acchi cheez ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husn lajawab nahi hota…
nazar to nazaro se milti hai,
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota..

Raat hui jab shaam ke baad,
Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad.
Humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
par teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad…

One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -”Why do You exist if I’m there?” So Friendship said -”To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend like you can make life worth living for.

We’ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes.

Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think- it is a source of power
Take time to read- it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness

The way you manage your time determines your success or failure as a man.

A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit,change without progress, enquiry without object,putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.

You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

Never express to the world what you can do. Show the world by doing it.

Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Dard kaisa bhi ho ankh nam na karoRaat kaali sahi koi gham na karo
Ik sitara bano jagmagatay rahoZindagii mein sada muskaratay raho
Baant’ni hai agar baant lo har khushiGham na zahir

karo tum kisi per kabhi
Dil ki gehraai mein ghum chupatay rahoZindagii mein sada muskaratay raho
Ashk anmool hain kho na dena kahinIn ki har boond hai motiyoon se haseen
In ko har ankh se tum churatay raho

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Dil Jab gamo se bhara ho to or gum chupaye kaise……
Raat andheri ho to diya jalaye kaise…………..

Dukho ki barish ho zindagi, to dil ko sitara banaye kaisey;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;
Zindagi har mod par rulaayeee, to muskuray kaisey…………..

Kushiya kabi jevan mei aaye he nahi, to usey Batey Kaisey……..
Har koi dhokha de jaye to pyar jataye kaisey……….
Aansua ka dariya hai aankhey, dariya mein baad ko rok paye kaisey..
Har aansu lagey jahar saa……… to usey pee paye kaisey………….

Har jakham taja hai ….. marham lagay to lagaey kaisey………….

Kisi ne dil badal liye
kisi ne dhadkan badal li
aapke paas kuch na tha badalne ko
to aapne mandir ke bahar apni chappal badal li

Darte hai aag se,
kahi jal na jaye,
darte hai khawab se,
kahi tut na jaye,
Lekin sabse jyada darte hai aapse,
kahi aap hame kaat na khaye,
HUSH HUSH
HATO HATO

Puch lo khuda se,
aapke liye he dua mangi,
puch lo hwa se
aapke liye he fiza mangi,
aapne ki jitni bhi galtiya,
hamne dua mai aapke liye sza mangi

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Tumse milkar na jaane kyo ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab humein chod kar mat jana mare yaar, Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,tum na hoge to hum Ullu kisko banayenge

Na wo inkar karti hai na,wo ikrar karti hai,kambakht, Mere hi sapno me aake mere, pados ke ladke se pyaar karti hai.

Ye kala rang aapka khuda ki dein hai…woh to til bana raha tha ki syahi phisal gayi!

Krishna kare to raslila,
         Hum kare to character dheela,
Krishna mein dikhte vishnu aur brahma,
          Hum mein jag ka sabse nikamma;
Krishna gopiyon ke vastra churate,
         Hum to kewal door se takte,
fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum gate,
         aur humko tane aate-jate;
Krishna ki hajaro gopiya,
         hum to chahe ek hi sita,
fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita,
         aur humko kahte to naspita;
Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai,
         fir bhi kaha na unko harzai,
humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta,
         fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka paththa.